Lovin' me some Notre Dame
On your name alone, and due to nothing you've done on the football field, you are still highly ranked and in consideration for the Rose Bowl. You've gotten annhilated by two top 10 programs and haven't beaten anyone of note.
But, you're Notre Dame. The Fightin' Irish should be barely hanging on in the Top 25 poll instead of being the 12th-ranked team. ND is the worst of the two-loss teams and most of the three-loss teams ranked behind them would hand them their heads.
Oh well, you're Notre Dame and that counts for a lot. And if you still had Rudy on your team, maybe some people would actually like you.