Alternate-reality Saturday?

The mighty Big Ten sees its marquee game combatants put up 81 points.

The best the Pac-10 has to offer were at a total of 15 at the half.

The Texas Rangers appear poised to make a good trade involving a pitcher (Chicago White Sox RHP Jon Garland, via Sporting News' Ken Rosenthal).

LSU slopping around with Ole Miss.

Maybe it's time to look outside and see if there's a full moon out.