Dooley the entertainer
When asked about his short career as an attorney, he told the Idaho Statesman, "I won a couple of cases. I got my ass kicked a couple of times. It was like football."
When Dooley heard that Rustonites blamed Tech's inability to reach a bowl game in recent years on a lack of offense, Dooley noted a last place finish in NCAA defensive statistics.
"Is everybody dyslexic in Ruston?" he thought.
It seems that Dooley will be an entertaining interview if he keeps those type comments coming.