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Monday, July 31, 2006


Danica Patrick outdid herself Sunday at Michigan International Speedway. After finishing near the back of the pack -- again -- she got out of her car and started stomping her foot in disgust like a 5-year-old. She then took off her helmet as she was walking down the pit lane and left it there.
All that was missing was the pacifier.
She must have come to her senses and wanted to act like an adult, because she then immediately began dropping F-Bomb after F-Bomb as she quickly made her way to her pit box. The F-Bombs continued before she slumped behind her pit box. Maybe she cried, maybe she was just pouting -- regardless, it was one of the most infantile tantrums the sports world has seen.
The Little League World Series and Cheerleading Camp have nothing on Miss Patrick.
I'm sure Michael Andretti (her owner for next season) and any potential sponsors will be thrilled with Sunday's antics.
The only thing she didn't do was pull someone's hair and gouge their eyes out.
She embarrassed the Indy Racing League, Team Rahal and women athletes in general.

She should have at least exited her car and then punched somebody like Tony Stewart.


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