Speaking of choking...

Rarely have I been as pleased as when I heard Michelle Kwan wouldn't be competing in the Olympics. I've heard more than I needed to hear in a lifetime about the skating also-ran. She's been heralded as the queen of figure skating, but she has never won a gold medal. Obviously, we were saved a Kwanathon of coverage from NBC with her early withdrawal. Hours after her announcement, the network ran a special look back at her career. Had it been a feature on her gold medals, it would have been appropriate in length.

Just when you think you can, you KWAN'T!!!