Don't tell Roy Lang III, but ...
Epiphanny Prince led her team (no kidding) to a 137-32 romp over Brandeis High School in New Jersey.
SIDE NOTE: I'm sure McCallum would be horrified to learn that Prince is known to play basketball during all four seasons of the year.
Following Roy's crying towel moment about Kobe Bryant going off on the Toronto Raptors for 81 points, I can't help but think Roy would lapse into a coma over a high school girl's 113-point effort. (And if he did, who would notice, really?)
Anyhow, you have to put it all into prespective ... if not for Prince's 113 points, her team loses 32-24 due to an obvious lack of scoring support from the bench.
I'm off to Orlando, but I'm sure each of you in the Free For All will make like a Miami Hurricanes defender and take your shots after the whistle.