It's what's for dinner
The AP just moved a 10-inch story breathlessly reporting the death of Bevo XIII, the longest-tenured mascot in University of Texas history.
First of all, do we really need a 10-inch story on a mascot dying. I'm sure Bevo was a fine animal. But again, we're talking about an animal. We're not even talking about a pet.
Then, to detail the tenure of this animal, the story talks about Ricky Williams' achievements during that time. Unless Bevo was smoking weed with Williams, I don't care. And then I only care about Bevo.
Please, let's stick to the games and the PEOPLE not the animals.
First of all, do we really need a 10-inch story on a mascot dying. I'm sure Bevo was a fine animal. But again, we're talking about an animal. We're not even talking about a pet.
Then, to detail the tenure of this animal, the story talks about Ricky Williams' achievements during that time. Unless Bevo was smoking weed with Williams, I don't care. And then I only care about Bevo.
Please, let's stick to the games and the PEOPLE not the animals.
posted by Scott Ferrell at 2:59 PM
4 Comments:
Could someone please pass the A-1?
That might be the funniest blog I've read yet. I was wondering why the chef at Jack Binion's was doing the jig.
I'm trying to think of appropriate headlines for this story.
Texas mourns, Ruth's Chris bids a grand
Bevo's last words: I'd die for a national championship
come on people ... give us some good ones.
Saltgrass can now change its motto from "Texas to the bone" to "UT to the bone"
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