Messerly-Chatman wedding to be glorious

Yes, sports fans, from reading this blog you can tell Michael Messerly is head-over-heels in love with Pokey Chatman, defending her at every turn. As a result, she has accepted his proposal of marriage.

The nuptials will be Monday evening, since Pokey will be free following her semifinal defeat.

There will be a lovely multi-tiered white cake and a smaller chocolate groom's cake, as is traditional.

The bride will be dressed in a glorious purple and gold dress with a 15-foot train. We're not sure what Pokey's wearing.

No gifts, please. Pokey got her gift on the final major call of the Elite Eight game against Stanford.