Don't forget your mace

Nothing says soccer, er football, like a massive riot breaking out in the stands. This happened earlier this month in Colombia between two rival clubs.

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences might want to retabulate its votes in the best actor category after one club's coach elbows the other team's, sending the coach "flying" backward.

And, as far as the injury report, how about more than 80 people injured, including 18 with stab wounds. Makes going to Yankee Stadium seem like a day at the park.

Can someone explain to me what makes soccer fans the biggest lunatics? The sport is a kindergarten class compared to the on-field aggression in football and hockey. Yet, throngs of fans don't start slugging the other during a Cowboys-Giants game.