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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Bradshaw to join Tech's football staff?

Now that it appears that the Louisiana Tech men's basketball team will hire Karl Malone as an assistant to apparent new head coach Kerry Rupp, maybe football coach Derek Dooley should add Terry Bradshaw to his staff.

Can you imagine Bradshaw walking into a recruit's home and telling it like it is. "Well, son, we play Central Arkansas right out of the shoot and we ought to beat them by 30. Then we play Hawaii and those fat-ass dudes think they're bad. But, aloha, nobody will come to see them play us so your folks should be able to get plenty of free tickets."

"We go to California to see some tannin' babes and to play our next two games, but then we're back to take on that mumblin' moron Ed Orgeron at Ole Miss."

"I know you've got offers from LSU and Texas, but do you want to sit on the bench down there and say you went to LSU (or Texas) or do you want to come to Ruston and play for four years mostly against WAC schools that nobody cares about? Tough decision, right. But, hey, you get to go to Honolulu and Reno every other year."

While they're at it, Tech should hire Kix Brooks to direct the band ... as long as he brings Ronnie Dunn along to do the vocals.

4 Comments:

Blogger jaf said...

jimmy are you being serious or trying your hand as the resident comedian at the times?

5:33 PM  
Blogger James said...

You should be fired for that post. Totally uncalled for.

10:38 PM  
Blogger James said...

This post shows two things: (1)that you have extremely poor judgment; and (2) that you are no friend of Louisiana Tech.

10:44 PM  
Blogger Jerard said...

Yeah, nobody to watch Hawaii throw 10 TDs against your sorry ass team this season...

12:16 AM  

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