Like R.E.M. said...
An online sportsbook has set odds on the possibility of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il attending a Chicago Bulls game this season.
The Web site reports that "it is known around the NBA that he is an avid Chicago fan," and that his sons wear Bulls jerseys when playing on their basketball courts at the presidential palace.
I don't know which is worse. The fact that a North Korean dictator likes the Bulls, or that a betting site has actually put odds on whether he'll show up in Chicago.
By the way, the site has YES at 20-to-1 and NO at 1-to-300.