NBA puts me to sleep

I am pretty sure the Spurs are alive in the playoffs. I know the Heat were recently. Other than that, I have no idea and even less interest. I think Sam Cassell has a team still playing because I saw his photo somewhere. I don't have the slightest idea who he plays for because the NBA is a waste of existence.
How about win a gold medal and then you can call yourselves World Champions. Or at least learn to shoot and/or dribble without carrying the ball.
Next question.